Studies show that Retail Therapy is the #1 cure to being a miserable cow. It’s also proven to make you feel better, smile bigger, and well, just make you happy damnit. Unfortunately insurance companies don’t cover it quite yet. BUT I’ve already purchased a bunch from my previous post, 10 Items On My Wish List That Will Totally Lighten Up Your Home. Well, Not Literally. And well, I feel great. So the wish list shall continue.
Cheeky home accessories make you smile, make your guests smile, and well, they’re just awesome. Here we go:
Because we all need one, and this one couldn’t be closer to the truth in my mind. Coming over unannounced? No, thank you. You can buy this doormat by Fox and Clover Boutique HERE.
I could be serious, I could be kidding. You will never know. You can buy this at Sarcastic Me HERE.
For your nails damnit. Get your mind out of the gutter. I use my hammer A LOT, and well, this one would make me even happier. You can buy this at Our Board Boutique HERE.
4. Decorative Pillow
I don’t know about you, but my children are monsters. RELAX, they can’t read. And my guests really do need a fair warning. You can buy this beauty at Flying Turkey HERE.
5. Bathroom sign
Forgot your phone? Don’t worry boo, I got you covered. And I already ordered this sucker, so if you come visit my home, you’re in luck my friend. You can buy this from Corner Avenue HERE.
Because your table is precious, and so are your ears. You can buy these coasters from Pearl Girl Boutique KS HERE.
7. Book Set
I don’t know about you, but I’m super gangster. I’m also pretty sure that was the first time in history that anyone ever said “super” before the word gangster. Either way, I digress. OK, so I. Fell. In. Love. With. This. Shop. And if you’re a Chanel fan, they have a ton of cute sets at their shop with her quotes on the book. You can buy the set above HERE. But seriously check out their entire shop at Shut The Front Door LLC, HERE. I mean, even the name is cute.
8. No Soliciting Sign
This practically goes with the doormat listed at #1. And not only is it funny, but it’s super cute. I love the farmhouse style. You can buy this sucker at Freckled Flamingo Co HERE.
9. Key Dish
I mean, c’mon you need this. Go buy it now at Block Paper Scissors HERE.
10. Bathroom Candle
Look, I don’t know your life or your friends. But, seriously, this will keep you out of jail. You can buy this at Subversive Housewife HERE.
Alright guys, go do some retail therapy, it’s good for your soul. And, no, I was not paid to share these awesome necessities. HOOK. ME. UP.
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